A5 Hardback Journal - Keep Calm And Carry On

£19.99

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A5 Hardback Journal - Keep Calm And Carry On

Because sometimes the only way to process a disallowed goal, a baffling offside call, or a 94th minute heartbreak is to write it all down. The Keep Calm and Blame the Referee A5 Hardback Lined Journal by Randello is the go-to notebook for football fans, armchair managers, and anyone who has ever screamed at a television in righteous indignation.

Whether you're logging match notes, planning your five-a-side formation, or simply venting your frustrations in ink rather than at strangers, this compact hardback journal has you covered in four bold colour choices to match your mood (or your kit).

The ideal funny football gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or the morning after a penalty shootout. A thoughtful present for England fans, football coaches, sports journalists, and anyone who takes the beautiful game just a little too seriously.

150 Cream, high quality lined pages.
A5 size, compact, portable, and ready for the boardroom or commute. Slips effortlessly into a bag, jacket pocket, or glove box for post-match debrief on the go.
60gsm lined pages Smooth, high-quality paper for notes, lists, or doodles. Minimal bleed, excellent pen glide, ideal for rollerball, ballpoint, and fine-liner use.
Durable hardback matte cover, withstands endless battering. Robust enough for bag-throw-worthy moments, handsome enough to leave on your desk.
4 colour options, choose the shade that best represents your feeling