Sometimes you’ve got to “move the needle”… just enough to look busy. The Move the Needle A5 Notebook is the perfect parody stationery for anyone who’s ever massaged a progress report or creatively stretched the numbers. With its tongue-in-cheek cover and corporate satire, this notebook is as functional as it is funny.
Use it to track “achievements,” record meeting notes, or simply laugh at the small shifts that somehow get celebrated. It’s an ideal desk companion for managers, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone who thrives in the art of corporate optics.
Features:
A5 Size – Compact and professional, perfect for meetings and commutes
90gsm Lined Pages – Smooth, high-quality paper for notes, doodles, or “metrics”
Durable Matte Cover – Resilient enough for endless reporting cycles
Funny Corporate Humor Design – A witty, satirical gift for office life
Perfect For: ✔ Professionals juggling targets and metrics ✔ Managers and coworkers who laugh at “progress” ✔ Office humor gifts, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers
Turn your “slight shifts” into full-on laughter — one page at a time.
