Touch Base A5 Notebook with satirical corporate humor cover – parody journal for pointless meetings that should have been an email

A5 Hardback Journal - Touch Base

£19.99

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The Touch Base A5 Hardback Journal

Let’s “touch base”… before the week runs away with us. The Touch Base A5 Hardback Journal is a tongue-in-cheek parody of corporate culture, perfect for anyone trapped in meetings that really could have been an email. With its witty cover design and sharp office satire, this journal is both a practical notebook and a hilarious workplace accessory.

Use it to jot down meeting notes, daily tasks, or simply doodle your way through the next unnecessary “catch-up.” Ideal for coworkers, managers, and sarcastic professionals who know the struggle.

Features:

A5 Size – Easy to carry to meetings, commutes, or home offices
60gsm Lined Pages – Smooth, premium paper for notes, doodles, and lists
Durable Hardback Matte Cover – Built to survive endless “quick syncs” and “check-ins”
Funny Corporate Humor Design – A perfect satirical gift for office life

Perfect For:
✔ Professionals fed up with pointless meetings
✔ Coworkers with a sarcastic sense of humor
✔ Secret Santa gifts, workplace stocking fillers, and office banter fans

Turn every “catch-up” into comic relief.